S.M.A.R.T. Chase

S.M.A.R.T. Chase (2017)

S.M.A.R.T. Chase
5.6/10 by 7 users

A washed-up private security agent has to escort a valuable Chinese antique out of Shanghai but is ambushed en route.

Release Date:September 30, 2017
Genres:Action, Comedy, Adventure
Director:Charles Martin
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  • Orlando Balloon - Actor
    January 30, 2018

    Considered amongst many film critics to be the very best at convincingly portraying a piece of very thin, soaking wet, tissue paper and possessing the emotional range of a balloon with a face drawn on it, Orlando has proven time and time again that you don't actually need to be able to act in order to be successfully mistaken for an actor.

    In this latest offering he succeeds spectacularly in proving so again. The addition this time around of a mop of blonde hair and a selection of small cuts to his face and various 'hero' poses, all fail in adding any real depth to his standard facial expression or to this flop. It's dire.

    Fortunately for all concerned, Orlando cannot confirm what his next role might be and it really isn't worth watching this movie to see for yourself why that is.